Maiden Bitstrips: Two Minutes to Midnight

Two Minutes to Midnight was the second Iron Maiden Song I ever heard, and I own the 12 inch single.



Original art.

Maiden Bitstrips: Stranger in a Strange Land

The original art.

Otter Disaster: #24, #25 & #26

Bitstrips has begun doing a 'Theme of the Day'. The first two strips were 'theme' strips. The third is based on a true story from when Mrs. Disaster was out of town.

Bitstrips Coming Font Feature: Possibilities?

This strip by dk1 created a bit of a stir last week:

It got everyone very excited about using different fonts. The feature was quickly disabled due to bugs in how it worked but it got me thinking about some interesting possibilities.

Bitstrips does not currently feature custom objects, but if the new font feature is going to allow a user to utilize fonts installed on their own systems a world of possibilities is opened up. I realize this could be a big 'if'.

Using any number of software packages (like Fontographer) that allow for custom font design or even sites like YourFonts or FontStruct a user could create custom dingbat fonts for use as props in Bitstrips. Their use would obviously be more limited than the proper Bitstrips props, but would still be extremely useful. As a font based object, you would be unable to layer a given 'font prop' the same way that you would the banana prop. I've dummied up an example of how these 'font props' could work. Click image to enlarge:


I would create a detail 'letter' as the lower case, and an outline 'letter' as the upper case. This would allow you to layer the 'letters' to create an outline and/or multi-colored objects. This would get extremely complex in the case of clothing, as you'd have to create 2 'letters' for every pose you would want to use, and even then it would only work for a given body type. In the example above you'd have to make 3 different 'letters' just for the poses shown. If the character faces the other direction, then that is additional letters you'll have to make within the font. If you have a series where you would use the objects frequently it could well be worth the initial work involved. It would also allow a creator to have some very distinct objects to make his or her work stand out. On the other hand, a creator could share his 'font props' via email, or possibly some sort of central site (a wiki maybe?) for download by any interested Bitstripper.

Until true custom objects arrive, this could be a really neat option to add some clothes, vehicles, weapons, even crosshatching and shading to one's artistic arsenal.

Stately Spoiler Manor: The Tour!

Here's a strip I did touring Stately Spoiler Manor, the headquarters of the guys over at majorspoilers.com. It's in celebration of their upcoming 100th podcast. Read the strips to find out when!







Congratulations guys! Nice work, here's to the second hundred.

Context is Everything #20, #21, #22 & #23

Otter Disaster #23 Never Mind the Specifics

Otter Disaster #22 Sonic Scrubber

Maiden Bitstrips: No Prayer for the Dying & the Eddie Smiley

Here are 2 recent additions to Maiden Bitstrips, my series that recreates Iron Maiden artwork using Bitstrips.

Sinister Placement: 9-12

Sinister Placement: 5-8

Sinister Placement: 1-4

Review: Watchmen the Movie

Watchmen the Graphic Novel has been called unfilmable, but I saw Watchmen the Movie on Saturday night, so the statement is at least partially untrue. What makes Watchmen the Graphic Novel so great boils down to three things: the plot, the characters, and the way the story is told.

The movie does a decent job adapting the first two, but the third is simply impossible. Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons utilize the unique elements of comic story telling to elevate a good plot and great characters to a masterpiece of the comics medium. Watchmen the Movie is akin to Citizen Kane the Graphic Novel. Orson Welles used the unique elements of film to tell his story in a way that sets it apart from any other medium. A good writer and artist could adapt Kane, tell the story with all the necessary elements intact, but it wouldn’t be a comics masterpiece, just as Watchmen the Movie is not a cinematic masterpiece.

I think the movie looks great, the effects are good (especially Dr. Manhattan, and Rorshach’s mask), and the set pieces are great, creating the alternative world of 1985 in a believable way.

I think the movie is well cast, at least in terms of the major characters. Robert Wisdon as President Nixon is a little jarring and sometimes unintentionally comedic with the nose appliance, but as a secondary character this doesn’t bother me too much. I think Patrick Wilson as Dan Dreiberg/Nite Owl II gives the best perfomance in the movie. He certainly captures the characterization of Dan from the Graphic Novel as I always imagine it. Jackie Earle Haley as Roshach also gives a good performance, although he plays the character far more intensely, than the oddly detached, but grim character I always see in my head. Everyone else is good to passable, with no real complaints.

The movie makes a major change to the ending as presented in the graphic novel, but it is so faithful to the spirit of the Graphic Novel, that I can’t say I’m anything but impressed. The decision to make Dr. Manhattan the threat from beyond that drives the world to peace is a beautiful solution to a problem that might have sunk the entire movie had it stayed true to the printed page. The decision to do this also streamlines the plot for the sake of a bearable run time, and allows the creators of the movie to do away with numerous subplots that would have been necessary to set up the original ending. I liked it, and it worked.

The only real complaint I have about the movie is the tendency to use dialogue verbatim from the comic. There are numerous examples of this, and it was always very apparent to me when it was happening. A friend who attended with me (who hasn’t read the book) noted that sometimes the dialog seemed off somehow, and I explained that some of the conversations were word for word out of the comic. Sometimes what reads well on the page, sounds odd when spoken aloud.

Good effects, a few fun action sequences and some really disturbing violence coupled with really good characters make for a good movie. I think fans of the Graphic Novel will enjoy it for what it is, which is a good adaptation of a story told in print. Unfortunately for the movie, the story is not what makes Watchmen the Graphic Novel great, but the manner in which that story is told, and that could simply never be adapted to film.

Teasers for Bedlam: Sinister Placement

Here are some teasers for a new long form Bitstrips series (as opposed to the gag strips I'm accustomed to):

Otter Disaster #21: The Year of the Ox

Context is Everything #19: Self Pity?

Context Is Everything #18: Chipped Beef or Shredded Pork?

Context Is Everything #17: Robot Raspberry

Otter Disaster #20: Should've Listened to Them...

Wow! Two new strips in as many days...I'm on a roll. Here's a somewhat mean spirited strip based on real events. The physical attributes of the object of my desire are somewhat exaggerated, and the warnings weren't as overt in most cases. I wasn't really in a good head-space at the time, and Slash certainly isn't to blame, but as a character in my strip, he's the chance taker, and the one most likely to say, "Sure, why the hell not?".

Otter Disaster #19: Meaning isn't funny

I've been reading An Anthology of Graphic Fiction, Cartoons, and True Stories (Anthology of Graphic Fiction, Cartoons, & True Stories)

Which inspired this:



There are some good strips and stories in the book, but there are also lots of strips that read exactly like the first five panels of the strip above, minus the sixth.